The great debate

The other night, I was having the "Beatles or Stones" debate with my friend Jessica. She was coming down on Team Stones, and I opposed. Eventually, I just said, "But you know it doesn't matter. The correct answer to 'Beatles or Stones' is 'The Velvet Underground.'" We were in agreement. She then added, "Exactly. Just like the correct answer to 'Oasis or Blur' is 'Pulp.'" That is why we're friends.

In related news, how does ANYONE get away with the lyrics Jarvis Cocker writes? I'd get slapped if I sang half that stuff. Must be a confidence thing.

In other related news: "Disco 2000" is one of my go-to karaoke jams.